I Swallowed Hard, Like I Understood > I'm Standing Here Surrounded By Morons.

...I love-hate you. You are pretty interesting to observe. You are all very adorable.



You're all one of them. I hate every single one of you.

You're all idiots. You're all looptyloop. You're all demented. You're all so vile. So full of lies and misplaced rage. Passive aggressive dirtweasels. Stuck in hundreds of backwards thought patterns you don't even know. Always spreading your lies and your secrets. None of you will ever tell me who you are or who you think I am, really. And you're stupid. So fucking stupid. You don't see the reason it's so obvious. The answer is right in front of your eyes it's so obvious. You're so stupid. Floating around in your little trance.

There's so many of your little mental dysfunctions floating around in our society...

Like Christianity, for one. Yeah... Seriously. They just invented hell some time during the middle ages. The information is out there. It's right there just look at it. How can you believe in hell when it says it right there we just made it up? Seriously. How can you even believe in any of it at all? In antiquation there was a bunch of pretty people that said some pretty things and they thought there was like a Heaven so let's go with that one, then take out everything you find about spirituality being an inward journey, turn women into the spawn of Satan, make Jesus a white man, and package it with this absurd concept of Hell that says you get tortured for an eternity if you follow the instincts that God gave you. The God that loves you. Yeah. We got this. It's that one it's definitely that one we know what we're talking about we should probably go tell the rest of the world how evil they're being.

Idiots! Gaaawwwd...

And it's, like, the little things, too... We're stuck in so many little problems that just seem so stupid. How many of you have these great solutions to problems that seem so obvious?

I think I can solve plane crashes. You know how we do it? Parachutes! Why don't they just pack enough parachutes on the plane for every passenger? We're all sitting here crashing to our death like a bunch of clueless losers when we could have easily diverted this problem.

I'll tell you why. Because that would take up space. That would be less seats. That would be less money for the airline. Yeah it's gotta be that one I can't see any other explanation besides we all just overlooked that a parachute will get you out of this. I don't think so. No you can't all be that stupid it can't be.

I'm standing here surrounded by morons.

I Swallowed Hard, Like I Understood.